EXCLUSIVE
Exactly 50 years since its first release, the Eurovision Song Contest winner, Boom Bang-A-Bang is set to be the favourite of the 2019 contest being hosted by Israel in Tel Aviv.
An unnamed spokesman for Islamic Jihad told this blog:
“We are thrilled that the 1969 favourite was included on a blacklist of banned songs issued by the BBC during the 1991 Gulf War.
“Now we have decided to make it the anthem for our current unprovoked assault on innocent Israeli citizens in our outrageously wicked attempt to derail the contest due to start on Tuesday 14 May. We even intend ‘persuading’ Madonna to sing it on Saturday night 18 May instead of ‘’Like a Prayer’.
"At the time of giving this interview we have already killed four Israelis. So remember: “Trust in God but keep your powder dry".
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© Natalie Wood (05 May 2019)
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